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Credit to NeilWest for the original topic on 1.4.

Many would agree, Portal and Portal 2 are very unique games, and very enjoyable at that. The game-play is completely different and enjoyable (who wouldn't want a portal gun?!), the enemies are incredibly enjoyable, and the music made by Valve for it and inspired by Portal is very enjoyable as well. Discuss Portal and Portal 2 here!

Respect everyone's opinion here!

Conversation Starters:
- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
- Favorite quotes?
- Easter eggs?
- How far have you gotten?

Be aware: There may be spoilers ahead.

Enjoy. Then continue testing.

Today I found the Turret Wife serenade thing in Test chamber 16.

I like GLaDOS.
I finished the game like 2-3 times.

wolves4ever10 wrote:

Today I found the Turret Wife serenade thing in Test chamber 16.

I like GLaDOS.
I finished the game like 2-3 times.

I'm stuck on part of it. It's quite tough.

Love the songs. I think Space Core destroys ALL other characters. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

hono12702 wrote:

Love the songs. I think Space Core destroys ALL other characters. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I'm a follower of GLaDOS, so I cannot say anything about liking the cores .

I absolutely LOVE the song; More Reconstructing Science is my favorite.

I have Portal 2, but I don't have Portal 1. I have the P2 Soundtrack (I mostly bought it for the TF2 Ap-Sap, but I wouldn't spend $12 on music I didn't even like. ), and Science is Fun my favorite song.

epicepicman wrote:

I have Portal 2, but I don't have Portal 1. I have the P2 Soundtrack (I mostly bought it for the TF2 Ap-Sap, but I wouldn't spend $12 on music I didn't even like. ), and Science is Fun my favorite song.

Want You Gone, Bombs for Throwing at You, Robot Ghost Story, You Will Be Perfect, More Reconstructing Science, Wheatley Science, Robots FTW are all ones I like.

Wow, all the topics I made in 1.4 are suddenly popular.

urm, yay

GLaDOS for president Campaign…

GLaDOS/Johnson 2012!

“Cake we can believe in!*”


*not really. The only cake you actually get is filled with a deadly neurotoxin!!

VOTE TODAY(or be burned into ash by our turrets )!

(inspired by this pic: http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/write.ign.com/140904/2012/09/GLaDOS_FOR_PRES1920x18004.jpg )

No.

Wheatley for Supreme Universe Overlord. >:3

OMG! GET YER COMPETTERR AWAY! I WANT MAI THREDD ON TOP. If you could not see the sarcasm, go to bed.

NoxSpooth wrote:

No.Wheatley for Supreme Universe Overlord. >:3

GLaDOS FTW.

StarscreamClone wrote:

NoxSpooth wrote:

No.Wheatley for Supreme Universe Overlord. >:3

GLaDOS FTW.

NU. WHEATLEY.

StarscreamClone wrote:

wolves4ever10 wrote:

Today I found the Turret Wife serenade thing in Test chamber 16.

I like GLaDOS.
I finished the game like 2-3 times.

I'm stuck on part of it. It's quite tough.

If you need help, I can give you hints.

sonicdv wrote:

StarscreamClone wrote:

wolves4ever10 wrote:

Today I found the Turret Wife serenade thing in Test chamber 16.

I like GLaDOS.
I finished the game like 2-3 times.

I'm stuck on part of it. It's quite tough.

If you need help, I can give you hints.

Nah, I'm stuck in my old ways of ‘absolutely no help whatsoever or I have not truly finished the game’. Thanks, though! And love the sig.

NoxSpooth wrote:

StarscreamClone wrote:

NoxSpooth wrote:

No.Wheatley for Supreme Universe Overlord. >:3

GLaDOS FTW.

NU. WHEATLEY.

NU. GLaDOS. I IS FUTURE APPRENTICE.

I just heard Ratman talking without the background music stuff.
He sounds weirder… Here is the link to the youtube video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo1xBOoPiTs

StarscreamClone wrote:

wolves4ever10 wrote:

Today I found the Turret Wife serenade thing in Test chamber 16.

I like GLaDOS.
I finished the game like 2-3 times.

I'm stuck on part of it. It's quite tough.

I did something that I should not have done when I first played: Looked up the answers.
If I didn't do that I would still be in like the Reunion. It is a BAD idea to look up the answers.

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

wolves4ever10 wrote:

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

Yep. This one. [SPOILERS]

StarscreamClone wrote:

Conversation Starters:
1 Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
2 Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
3 Favorite quotes?
4 Easter eggs?
5 How far have you gotten?

1: I'm not sure about that one. They are all awesome to me.
2: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG TURRET!!!
3: Probably the lemon rant, but it isn't appropriate for Scratch
4: The ratman dens
5: I've won both the games a lot.

StarscreamClone wrote:

Enjoy. Then continue testing.

Uh, what is this about testing?

sonicdv wrote:

StarscreamClone wrote:

Conversation Starters:
1 Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
2 Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
3 Favorite quotes?
4 Easter eggs?
5 How far have you gotten?

1: I'm not sure about that one. They are all awesome to me.
2: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG TURRET!!!
3: Probably the lemon rant, but it isn't appropriate for Scratch
4: The ratman dens
5: I've won both the games a lot.

StarscreamClone wrote:

Enjoy. Then continue testing.

Uh, what is this about testing?

Uh, maybe because it's the main point of Aperture Science?

Still Alive:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.

Want You Gone:
Well here we are again,
It’s always such a pleasure,
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
Oh, how we laughed and laughed,
Except I wasn’t laughing,
Under the circumstances I’ve been shockingly nice.

You want your freedom take it,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I used to want you dead but,
Now I only want you gone.

She was a lot like you,
(Maybe not quite as heavy),
Now little Caroline is in here too.
One day they woke me up,
So I could live forever,
It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.

You’ve got your short, sad life left,
That’s what I’m counting on,
I’ll let you get right to it,
Now I only want you gone.

Goodbye, my only friend,
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny if it weren’t so sad,
Well you have been replaced,
I don’t need anyone now,
When I delete you maybe I’ll stop feeling so bad.

Go make some new disaster,
That’s what I’m counting on,
You’re someone else’s problem,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone,
Now I only want you gone.

These are some of my favorite songs! Portal and Portal 2 FTW! I beat it 3-5 times (Portal 2). I am still working on the Portal campaign (75% Done).


My Server
Can someone tell me how to make a signature? I need to know!

Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here:
Bump this topic.
It's hard to overstate
the lameness
of this joke.

XD I've got nothin'.

StarscreamClone wrote:

- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

I can't blame you. Chapter 7 is the hardest chapter in the whole game.

StarscreamClone wrote:

Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

I'm Speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing! GLaDOS: Look metal ball, I CAN hear you. Wheatley: No need to do the voice, RUN!

StarscreamClone wrote:

Conversation Starters:
- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS?
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well)?
- Favorite quotes?
- Easter eggs?
- How far have you gotten?

1. Wheatley
2. “You messed with the wrong turret.” (Defective)
3. “Now you've been under for… quite a lot longer, and it's not out of the question that you might have a very minor case of serious brain damage.”
4. The Rattman den in the first Faith Plate stage is cool.
5. Beat the single-player, but I'm looking for someone to play multiplayer with.

wolves4ever10 wrote:

StarscreamClone wrote:

Imma do this too.

- Who's better: Cave Johnson, Wheatley or GLaDOS: GLaDOS FTW!
- Favorite turret phrases (defective as well): “Uh, BLAM! BLAM-BLUH-BLAM!” “I'm on fire!!” “This is my time to shine!” “Ugh, you saved my bacon!”
- Favorite quotes: *with an accent* Wheatley: “She can't hear me with this accent!” … GLaDOS: “I can still hear you, sphere.”, GLaDOS: “I made a list of bad things you've done. Well, making, because you're still doing bad things.”, Announcer: “Replacement core, are you ready?” Wheatley: “YES!” Announcer: “Corrupted core, are you ready?” GLaDOS: “NO!” Wheatley: “Yes! She said yes!”
- Easter eggs: I found one in one of the test chambers (can't remember) where you can go into a room with drawings of Turrets on the walls and like 50 coffee cups and some boxes. You can pick up the coffee cups I found. Once you leave, though, the entrance to that room is sealed.
- How far have you gotten: Stuck in 70's Aperture with no way out in sight.

@megamastergamer – on the main forums thing, there should be something towards the bottom about editing a signature.

I'm Speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing! GLaDOS: Look metal ball, I CAN hear you. Wheatley: No need to do the voice, RUN!

Yep, yep, I get quotes wrong unless I don't hear it a million times (which is why I get Transformers quotes right. XD)

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

The serenade is the easter egg.
You're thinking of the turret opera.

Still think glados 4 prez

hono12702 wrote:

Still think glados 4 prez

+ Infinity. Nuts to Megatron.

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

Oh, that's Cara Mia, not Turret wife Seranade. Look it up on youtube.

So hey I like Wheatley and GLaDOS a lot but Caroline is my favorite. and guess waht i found unused quotes from Caroline and in one she says “I don't want this Mr. Jhonson!” Like when she gets put in the computer! And I want to be GLaDOS' aprenttice as well!!!

the best turret quote:“I do not hate you”

talentgirl16 wrote:

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

Oh, that's Cara Mia, not Turret wife Seranade. Look it up on youtube.

wolves4ever10 wrote:

ImagineIt wrote:

talentgirl16 wrote:

1. GLaDOS overruns all. Like the Joker in a game of War
2. “Nap Time”
3. Tough choice: Wheatly is moving the test chamber closer to his lair. Wheatley: Ah! Maybe being closer to the testing will give more science! Potatos: It won't. W:What? P:Nothing,.
4. Turret Wife Seranade For The Win. Also breaking Wheately Screens!
5. Finished it about 5-12 times.

The serenade isn't an easter egg, it's right at the end of the game for everyone to see.

No, not that. A test chamber in chapter 3 is somewhere that you can go through and see the Turret Wife Serenade, Also a Ratman den.

kittylo wrote:

So hey I like Wheatley and GLaDOS a lot but Caroline is my favorite. and guess waht i found unused quotes from Caroline and in one she says “I don't want this Mr. Jhonson!” Like when she gets put in the computer! And I want to be GLaDOS' aprenttice as well!!!

GLaDOS fans unite!

I like GLaDOS a lot, and she's very funny and sarcastic, but I have to give it up to Wheatley, because it was always so funny to see him try to fix everything, and he couldn't. One of my favorites is when Wheatley is trying to shut off the neurotoxin by hacking into the computer. He eventually starts to bribe the computer terminal, that's how bad it gets. (Ok, lets see what we have here, that's the first step in hacking, taking inventory. Hmm, we have a computer, a screen, yeah that looks like a screen, and a rectangle thing. (keyboard))
I've played beaten both portal games, as well as co-op, great game.

witchartix wrote:

I like GLaDOS a lot, and she's very funny and sarcastic, but I have to give it up to Wheatley, because it was always so funny to see him try to fix everything, and he couldn't. One of my favorites is when Wheatley is trying to shut off the neurotoxin by hacking into the computer. He eventually starts to bribe the computer terminal, that's how bad it gets. (Ok, lets see what we have here, that's the first step in hacking, taking inventory. Hmm, we have a computer, a screen, yeah that looks like a screen, and a rectangle thing. (keyboard))
I've played beaten both portal games, as well as co-op, great game.

At least you think GLaDOS is awesome. Yeah, I like that part, as well as when Chell switches out the good turret for the defective one in the turret manufacturing thingy.

Okay, poll:

Who would you want to win for President and Vice; GLaDOS, Wheats, a defective turret, Starscream or Space Core?

My vote is Starscream with VP Space Core. :3

GLaDOS and VP Wheatley or Starscream VP GLaDOS

kittylo wrote:

GLaDOS and VP Wheatley or Starscream VP GLaDOS

Both would be VERY interesting to see.

GLaDOS and Wheats fighting all the time, Starscream's ego getting on GLaDOS' nerves…

Bump.

I'm going to buy Portal for my computer!! I only competed the trial!! YAY

I like the games but the constant “inside jokes” and absolute obsession with it annoy me.

soupoftomato wrote:

I like the games but the constant “inside jokes” and absolute obsession with it annoy me.

Well as long as the inside jokes aren't the typical “the cake is a lie”, etc., they seem to be okay.

my friend and i made some pretty good test chambers.

Bump.

Repulsion gel bump.