Here's the script so far:

Splatoon 3 Title cutscene, similar to all Terminal Montages.

Then, the hot sun burns in the sky as we gaze out from under a rock canyon. A plane twirls across the sky before we hear “Kaboom!”

A hooded figure sits down on the rock ground as we play some memefied version of the opening music. “Choose your Character!” or whatever it says. The girl Inkling takes off her mask and shades, and some meme about finally being able to see is added. Either that, or we just have a long cutscene of her looking at al the surroundings, awestruck.

Then, New Agent 3, your character, needs a hairstyle. We hear the player (@FunnyAnimatorJimTV) say hat the main character needs a haircut. She's shocked, and a pair of floating scissors slices off her left tentacle. Sharkyshar scream. Then, Little Buddy waddles along, sees the floating scissors, takes them, and cuts his hair in Elvis shape. “I know'd I made a good choice!” he remarks.

Then, they start their journey. 3 walks casually over to the chest in the middle of nowhere. Just as she approaches, the ghosts of her parents appear to her over the chest.


“M-mom? Dad??” She asks.

“Daughter…” The father says, “We are so proud of the young squid you have grow up into.”

“It is now time for you to go out into the real world.” Her Mother adds.

“B-b-but Mom! I'm only 14! I-I'm not ready to go out by mysel-”

“Listen to me!” Her mother tells her, “You are ready. You're an adult now. Take good care of Little Buddy!”

“Mom… Dad…”

“We want you to have this” her father says as he ghost-opens the chest and ghost-floats up the Splattershot Jr. “Use it wisely” he adds, as it flies towards her face and knocks her back, meanwhile the gamertags get stuck in Little Buddy's beak. “Remember who you are!” clip from Lion King as they disappear.

She looks at the gun, not quite sure how to use it, and still a little sad about what just happened. “Kachang!” Little Buddy says. NA3 sighs. “You're right, Little Buddy, we better get moving.”

Now, I don't remember the exact happenings in their order at this point of the intro, but two major events happen in it. One, NA3 (New Agent 3) reaches a wall. But not knowing how to use a gun, she is stumped on how to get past. Then she sneezes, and then the wall is covered with ink. She looks at it for a moment, touches it with her finger, squishes it a bit, and then swims up the wall.
The second event, she walks onto the Octo Den, where all of the Octorians are. At first, they try to attack her, but she either sneezes or Little Buddy acts unnervingly, and the Octarians all run away.

Finally, they arrive at the train station. The train takes forever. When it does inally get here, NA3 walks in with Little Buddy. Inside, Little Buddy looks around, out the window, at the other passengers, and finally at the microphone right next to him. He slowly lifts his fin towards it, and grabs it to sing the “Route 66” song, which makes the train go craaazzzy fast and everyone panics.



And that's all for Part 1! Hope you liked it!